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Splash du Jour: Monday

Sex is something I really don't understand too hot. You never know where the hell you are. I keep making up these sex rules for myself, and then I break them right away. Last year I made a rule that I was going to quit horsing around with girls that, deep down, gave me a pain in the ass. I broke it, though, the same week I made it - the same night, as a matter of fact.
-- Holden Caulfield, Ch.9 of J.D. Salinger’s Catcher In The Rye –

Have a great Monday!

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  • I am sitting at Starbucks and just randomly thinking, as I sometimes do.
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