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Zach Randolph and the worst possession I have ever seen

I already touched on Zach Randolph's pooptastic game against the Raptor's in Worst of the Weekend, but this video - provided by Basketbawful reader Charles - is the dollop of creamy turd pudding on top of the crap cake that Z-Bo served up last night:

Worst. Possession. Ever. Let me recap it for you:

1. Randolph, a (nearly) seven-footer, receives the ball outside of the three-point line.

2. He attempts to break down his defender by dribbling the hell out of the ball, sort of like Isiah Thomas circa 1989, only without the mad handles.

3. He totally loses the rock like somebody abusing the freestyle control on NBA Live and has to run almost out to halfcourt to retrieve it.

4. Then, instead of passing the ball to a teammate, he runs it to the arc and launches an airball.

The best part is when the camera pans to Isiah, who looks about ready to choke a bitch.

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